lethargyanddoom:

This girl just tweeted that she had her first hookah session last night and that she feels more cultured.

I can’t handle some people.

(via atomicstockpile)

Today, I realised that living on my own for the past two months just shows how the only person you can rely on is yourself, not others. I spent this morning being a little ill and throwing up, but still managing to cook and nurse myself back to health.

Since at the end of the day your friends may not always be there for you, relationships don’t always last when you are trying to figure out life, your mother isn’t always going to baby you. You are your own home, your own family, the only person you can trust and rely on. As sad as that is.

So learn to clean, cook, make important phone calls, and organise things on your own as soon as possible. And that is hard for someone like me, who is ambivort, also choose to be lazy, and get socially anxious and paranoid every so often.

croatoancore:

me? have a boyfriend? no, i try to focus on the more important things in life

like crying over character development

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bloodpactgirlscout:

My catholic father literally just said “No, wait, but wasn’t there that story where Jesus and Buddha met? And they lived together for some time? Wasn’t that a thing?”

"And they went on a rollercoaster?"

"Wait, yeah!"

"That was an anime, Dad."

My catholic-raised father just confused Saint Young Men with the Bible.

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

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deadbyshawn:

deadbyshawn:

appreciate brown eyes more bc the people with brown eyes are grown up forcing to believe fuckin blue and green and grey are beautiful and either detest or get incredibly happy when someone compliments their eye color stop letting this happen

there are people with brown eyes reblogging this and theyre talking about still being sad with their eye color and this is exactly why we need hype about brown eyes

This spoke to me on a emotional level.

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